My Dreams are Ridiculous

In my dream, the woman asked what I could do for her. "I'm great at shaving, you can tell just by how clean my face is." The man laughed and told me I was a terrible shaver, just look at how scruffy my face is. Indeed my face was not clean, the man continued, I was no great shakes at shaving compared to him. When I looked at the man he had a heavy bald line running along the back of his head, looking as if someone had shaved it clean.