Sunday, March 30, 2008

Does Novacaine Give You Pimples?

This is surely for enjoyment's sake.

First they stick the needle in your gums and inject you with novacaine. I got three of these (ye-aah you know you gotta help me out). I wish the nurse would try to look less bored (ye-aah oh don't you put me on the backburner-er). Then they take the drill and knock out all the decayed tooth (hooold on), which is fine because you're already numb (you know you know no you don't you don't).

Now they start putting stuff in your mouth, (These changes/ ain't changin' me/ the cold-hearted boy I used to be) and I'm impressed at how much they fit in there. Wait, was that clamped to the side of my mouth? What's that fuzzy thing? Can you fit a time capsule in my cavity? Is that fuzzy thing a cat? Doctor Le, I hope you're not just carving your initials on my tooth. (I got soul but I'm not a souljah!/ I got soul but I'm not a souljah!)

I have 6 hours of I-5 to feel the inside of my mouth. I don't feel a thing (I need directions to perfection no no no no help me oooouut).

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