Secrets And Truths

I have a confession to make. Whenever I'm involved in any sort of group hug, I secretly try my best to make everyone fall down in a tangle of limbs and love, often at risk of great personal harm and bonding.

Other truths I discovered today:

1) I try to say hi to everyone I know when I see them, and as a result I have a lot of relationships built solely on these short exchanges. Today I had a longer 'passing by' conversation, and I almost walked away proud of myself, until I realized I didn't know the person beyond what was going on immediately in their lives.
-------1.a) it's too bad this will never change, for the most part. Will it?
------------------1.a.I) In all honesty, no.

2) Speaking, when you do it right, is testifying. Not necessarily in the religious sense. Just that whenever words come from your mouth, they should be testament to some quality, some facet about you.

3) Undie-running in a viking hat will get you an ass-pinching, and rightly so.